Two hands, two accusing index fingers, and absolutely no alibi. Dear Santa, let me explain – the card for everyone who knows exactly why they are on the list this year.

Nobody gets through a whole year clean. This card does not pretend otherwise: it opens with an apology, points the finger straight back where it came from, and leaves you plenty of blank space to make your case.

The Christmas card for a sibling, a best friend, a partner in crime, or the colleague who owes you an explanation of their own. Send it early – the defence takes time.

Hand-drawn and hand-painted as an original in our Culver City studio, then meticulously retouched digitally and printed on a professional printer for a premium finish.

• Size: A6, approximately 6" x 4"

• Paper: high-quality 300gsm cardstock

• Inside: blank, so the words are yours

• Envelope: kraft envelope included

• Packaging: protective wrapping, shipped flat